Random quotes:

"I've got to get out of that thing. I'm down almost two mil already." Two mil? Holy crap. To have such problems!

"If you get caught, it's the end of the world." Shrug. "Sometimes it's worth it though." I was dying of curiosity about what is worth the end of the world.

"I'm not eating there again. I didn't sh*t right for a week last time." Is it rude to ask which restaurant he's talking about? Shocked

Two guys in business suits, not looking at each other:

Guy one: "F*ck you, prick. Just f*ck you."

Guy two: "You're lucky I'm kicking your ass in there, or I'd have to kick your ass for real." Whoa. Lawyers, maybe?

My personal favorite:

"I don't feel like I have enough protection."

"Yeah, but if you pull out, it'll get messy."

Investment advice, or contraception worries?